19 July 2015

Houdini

Ready to do my disappearing act again.
Here is my photo for the milk carton:

 

14 July 2015

WWII Humor

Scott sent these to Carrie on Facebook ages ago, and they're hilarious.





 

05 July 2015

My Campaign Song

Been thinking about presidential campaigns, and how they often have theme songs. I looked up the subject online, and found some examples. It's funny how whenever Walgreens pipes in "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow," I remember Bill Clinton's campaign in 1992. And while both George W. Bush and Barack Obama used Brooks and Dunn's "Only In America," the former's use of the song seemed almost ironic. Anyway, I began to think....if I were running for president, what would mine be? After some inner debate, I chose this.

"32 Flavors"
by Ani DiFranco

Squint your eyes and look closer
I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And I'm beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
'Cause someday you're going to get hungry
And eat most of the words you just said
Both my parents taught me about good will
And I have done well by their names
Just the kindness I've lavished on strangers
Is more than I can explain
Still there's many who've turned out their porch lights
Just so I would think they were not home
And hid in the dark of their windows
Till I'd passed and left them alone
And god help you if you are an ugly girl
Course too pretty is also your doom
'Cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
For the prettiest girl in the room
And god help you if you are a phoenix
And you dare to rise up from the ash
A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy
While you are just flying past
I'm not trying to give my life meaning
By demeaning you
And I would like to state for the record
I did everything that I could do
I'm not saying that I'm a saint
I just don't want to live that way
No, I will never be a saint
But I will always say
Squint your eyes and look closer
I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And I'm beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
'Cause someday you might find you're starving
And eating all of the words you said

 

Field Trips

 Andrew is here, and we're talking about field trips from our childhood. I went to an overnight to Cosi in Columbus with the gifted clas...